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Name: Dirk
Country: United States
State: Minnesota
Gender: Male


Interests: Hey...I'll try (nearly) anything once! To be more specific, however: Drawing Reading Writing Rollerblading Philosophy Theology
Expertise: Writing, Trivia, Art of nearly EVERY kind!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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MSN: johnroberts626@hotmail.com


Member Since: 5/1/2004

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Moving...

Hey Everybody,

It is a sad day, but this will probably be my last post on xanga.

In all fairness, I haven't posted anything of much substance for years. Furthermore, as an artist, I find xanga lacks a certain aesthetic appeal that keeps pulling me back to add more. The level of coding knowledge required to keep a truly personalized site is too high. As such, I have made a move.

My new blogsite is here. Go ahead and bookmark it if you want. It will also be the site that facebook uploads my 'notes' from.

I have found that the new site is easier to manage, and is better for displaying any pictures or illustration I want to show off.

Anyhow, I hope you are all doing well. And if you find the time, stop by at my new address. Say hi. Or not. ;)


Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Tip for Life

Always carry two cents with you. That way, in case of accidents, you can always bribe the ferryman!


Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Question

If someone ever says "There's no place like home for the holidays", is it ever appropriate to reply "Auschwitz"?


Friday, January 11, 2008

Art For Sale

Caution: The following deals with business. I beg that you read on, but understand if you are horribly offended by my feeble sales pitch and decide to stop here.

I just finished my last commission, so now I am looking for my next project. If any of you have some extra space on the wall that needs to be filled, it would be my pleasure to help out. Here are some samples of previous works that people have purchased.


Angel with Lily

3wisemen2

In Memory of Ringo

CELESJPG

Will_Kill_4_Oil_by_Dirk_the_Jerk

chris map3

This last one is my most recent.

So, here is the deal...

If anyone wants a print of any of these pictures shown, price will vary on size, but you can expect it to be anywhere between $5-$10. For these, just send me an email saying you would like one. If for some reason you want the map, I regretfully must tell you it is not available, as per request of the customer.

If you would like to commission me to create an original piece for you, again, send me an email. We will negotiate a price, as well as discuss what you would like it to be.

Now, for those of you who are interested in purchasing art, here is my address: markelton@gmail.com

Alternatively, you can send me a message via facebook, and we can discuss the details that way.

Anyhow, I hope you all like what I have to offer, and that you would be so inclined to purchase work for yourself.

Peace and Love!


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Orwell was a prophet.

Love America? Check this out.


Keep your freedom while you can.



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